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[12 Jul 2005|12:33am]

Dear all,

I want to get your attention to EmdAde AIDS, a project, devoted to providing information about HIV/AIDS to Persian Speakers.

The situation with HIV/AIDS is getting worse and worse in Iran – over the past five years the number of infected people has quadrupled. EmdAde AIDS is the only website on the internet that provides comprehensive information about this subject in Persian.
If you type in Google “AIDS Persian”, you will see that it is the first website that comes up.

It has now almost been a year since this project exists and it has been done and developed on pure enthusiasm of two-three people and several doctors. It is an independent project and receives no governmental support. Unfortunately, there has been till now absolutely no financial, or, in fact, any kind of support from anywhere. If this goes on, it will soon have to be closed, as there is currently even no money to pay for the domain.

If anyone would like to help us, give a link to our website, or simply forward this information to your friends, we would greatly appreciate it. Please, don’t let this work die. Information, provided there, is a result of many hours of work and it would be a shame if it would be wasted just like this. Many people really need it. Please, don’t let this project die.

With best regards,
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War is coming [20 Jan 2005|04:42pm]

Well, it looks like the war will leak into Iran.....i dont know how to feel. I left iran before the revolution, so this(iranian) government is the enemy in my eyes. I was raised under Reza Shah, and my father was one of many accountants for the shah. I dont like this oppressive government that is in power present. At the same time, i have many many family members in Iran, most in Tehran...one of the propsed bombing sites. I want the new(er) govnt. out, but dont want my family hurt. What a real life conundrum! I wish everyone in Iran that is a good person the best of luck if an air strike is to ever happen. I really hope something changes before the US or anyone for that fact attacks.
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[19 Jan 2005|05:24pm]

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[19 Jan 2005|05:02pm]

Oh wow! I cant believe this!!!

I thought there were NO persians in FL!
Okay anyway, my name is Shahrzad (Sherry, in short) and I came from Iran 5 years ago (almost). I live in Miami and I speak Persian! =)

I also went to the Iranian Festival. I think I've been to 3 of them so far! :)

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[29 Nov 2004|07:32pm]

Is anyone interested in buying a ticket for the Jimmy Eat World show at House Of Blues on January 8th? I'm selling my ticket for $19.
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Iranian Festival in Miami [08 Nov 2004|08:19pm]


More info here...
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[19 Sep 2004|08:44pm]


Ok, who can translate this forme, I think it's a peom.


Shahri Be Name Eshgh Koohi Ast Be Name Mohabat Dar In Kooh roodi Ast Be Name Safa Dar In Rood Abrahi Miravad Be Name Vafa Saranjam In Abrah Be Abgiri Mirizad Be Name Veda........

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Rezazadeh wins gold [31 Aug 2004|12:09pm]

Iran gets gold in weightlifting.

Already one of Iran's sporting stars, Rezazadeh is sure to return to another hero's welcome after securing his country's first medal of the Games.

"I dedicate this medal to the people of Iran and everybody who has helped me. I can lift heavier weights - if I am healthy I will go to 500kg."
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Oh Boy! [28 Aug 2004|12:58pm]


looks like its heading for us this time
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Iran to repair Najaf shrine [28 Aug 2004|12:27pm]

From correspondents in Tehran
August 28, 2004

IRAN'S national heritage organisation offered today to pay for and carry out repairs to the mausoleum of Imam Ali, badly damaged during weeks of fighting in the central Iraqi city of Najaf.

Quoted in the local press, the head of the body's department for religious heritage said the body was "ready to send workers and meet all costs" involved in restoring one of Shiite Islam's holiest sites.

Hojatoleslam Hossen Shahmoradi nevertheless condemned what he said was a "ruthless" assault on the shrine of the father of Shiism by US-led forces.

Several parts of the mausoleum were badly damaged during three weeks of clashes in Najaf between fighters of the Mehdi army loyal to rebellious Shiite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr and US-led forces battling the uprising.

The site is a popular destination for pilgrims from Iran, where some 90 per cent of the population are Shiite Muslims.
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Iran Gauruntees they will Ease Concerns About Nuclear intentions [28 Aug 2004|12:20pm]

I read it, i hope they do something, i dont want my home attacked!

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Caspian Grill--Plantation, FL [28 Aug 2004|09:54am]

I recently took a "friend" to the Caspian Grill in plantation, just west of Ft.lauderdale. So, I decided to give it a review, since I am so spoiled from my mother's cooking.
These are the dishes ordered;

Ghormeh Sabzee, Kabobeh Barg, doogh, and halva.

Well, the ghormeh sabzi was a little different than how my mother makes, it, it had alot less dehydrated lime in it, so it had no tangy flavor, which in my opinion, makes the flavor. The cut of the greens were very fine, which leads me to believe someone hand cut the greens, and boiled them themselves, vs. using frozen prepared stuff. Other than the lack of tangyness, it wasnt bad.

The Kabob was a real dissapointment though. It was any kind of skirt steak i ever seen before. But they sell it as such. Now, what makes this meal, is the way its marinade. You cut and tenderize the skirt steak, and then you chop a big onion. Now you mix the onion, steak, salt and pepper, and two limes or lemons. Let it sit in the fridge overnight.......the acids almost cook the steak by morning,....now you throw it on the grill. Their version was imitation skirt, and it tasted like they cooked it,, then put lime on it. There was a lack of skewered tomatoes served with it as well. Way too little for the $15.95 charge.

The doogh was carbonated, but otherwise it was fine.

The best part of the meal was the halva. Very sweet, very firm, and very "homemade".

My recomendation, if you want persian deserts, go to the Caspian Grill, if you want a real persian meal, go to my Mom's house.......lol
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Coming Soon! [21 Aug 2004|10:45am]

I will be posting the recipe to make Kotlet....a simple, but delicous iranian dish,.....keep amd eye out for it!!
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I Dont Know, Can I have a Bite of Your Apple? [21 Aug 2004|10:40am]

My mother and father went to visit Iran this month.....ever since my father visited in 1997, i been really antsy. He was imprisoned for no reason, for nearly 9months...until we spent 35,000 american dollars to buy off his time! The governtment there is very corrupt, and i would never trust them. Im sorry, but religion is an outdated suppresor. It does nothing but harm, and fool others into thinkin they are superior. I dont care if its islam, Xtians, zionists, or hindu. Who ever thought it was ok to give clerics power over the military, was a madman! I hate, let me repeat, I HATE RELIGION! I apologize if you think otherwise, but come on, its 2004, nearly 2005. Are we not advanced enough yet to realize those are fairy tales, based of the old fairy tales we like to call Greek Mythology. Let me give a brief example, the debate between the serpeant and God, involving the apple of knowledge. God says, no dont eat it, satan says, yes eat it, basically. Same story, just reversed, and ALOT older...the story of Promitheus and Zues........where zues is GOD, and Promitheus is satan. Only difference? Zues wants the humans to eat the "fruit of knowledge" Promitheus says its not a good idea. Adam and Eve's great struggle with satan is a re-hashed version of the greek mythologcal accounts. But dont tell the christians that! They were the first! They are the correct ones! UGHGHGHGH....ok. Thats just one of many thing i could spew up right now, im an advocate for higher thinkin, not an advocate for brainwashed rhetoric that brings the hole of society down the intellectual ladder. I hope one day, in my lifetime, i will live to see the greater part of the population realize all these myths and superstitions for what they are, and we can truely advance as one race, one poeple, for one common goal.
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In case you havent seen it, huge list of farsi profanities [01 Aug 2004|03:25pm]

Persian (Farsi) Swearing English Translation
Madar kooni Your mom is gay
Tu zetch hasti You're ugly!
Tu khaly booeh bad mead You smell really bad
Kos é nanat khaly khoob hast Your mother's pussy is good
Mazhabeto gayidam I fucked your religion
Kiret biyofteh May your penis fall
Sag bokonatet May a dog fuck you
Sag nanato kard A dog fucked your mom
Kiram too ajdadet My cock in your ancestors
Zamino bokoni Fuck the ground
Abam too damaghet My cum in your nose
Pedarbozorget nanato kard Your grandfather fucked your mom
Anam layeh dandoonat My shit in-between your teeth
Nanat sag suk mizaneh Your mom gives dogs blowjobs
Tokmat gereh bokhoran May your balls get tied in a knot
Marg! Shut the fuck up! (lit. Death)
Choob too konet A stick in your ass
Kapootam pareh shod, to dar oomadi My condom ripped and you were born
Pedar kos de Your father has a pussy and he gives it
Khar kos de Your sister is a whore
Jakesh Pimp
Sag mazhab You have the religion of a dog
Molla nanato kard A Mullah fucked your mother
Mafangi Crackhead
Kiri Crappy (lit. like a cock)
Shashidam too moohat I pissed in your hair
Pashmam too damaget My pubic hair in your nose
Mesleh sag bemiri May you die like a dog
Tanet mikhareh? You want me to kick the shit out of you?
Be kiram Who cares? (lit. to my cock)
Abam to moohat khoshk besheh May my cum dry in your hair
Ridam be haykalet I shit upon your husk
Mokh kapak zadeh Your brain is rotting
Tokhmam too galoot My balls in your throat
Hendooneh! Shut up (lit. watermelon)
Tooleh sag! Insignificant dog! (lit. puppy)
Heyvoon! Animal!
Antar Baboon
Kiret mariz besheh An infection to your penis
Kos kapak zadeh Moldy cunt
Dahaneto goh begireh May your mouth be covered in shit
La massab Immoral/sacrilegious person
Kiram too roohet My dick in your soul
Ridam be ghabre babat I shit on your fathers grave
Tokhmat bere too koonet May your balls go into your ass
Morde shooreto bebaran May you be washed by a corpse washer. (I hope you die)
Goozidam too cheshmet I fart in your eye
Gom sho! Get lost!
Boro be jahanam! Go to hell
Shashidam too goshet! I piss in your ear
Goh bebareh roo gahbret May shit rain upon your grave
Borro gardanettoh beshkahn Go break your neck (Fuck off)
Shoorbakht Beshei May your luck turn sour
Tu kooneh mollah chapeh beshi May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah
Meshosham beh seebillet I piss on your moustache
Kosefil Elephant's Cunt
Coony Faggot
Kesafat You dirty piece of shit
An Diarrhea
Kos-khol Pussy addict
Khar Idiot
Ouzgal Idiot
Ahmag Idiot
Beshoor Idiot
An damagh Booger
Khange khodah Screw-up of god
Antareh gav Annoying cow
Kosskesh Pussy-licker
Kir Cock
Golole Shit
Goh Shit
Reed Shit
Amaleh A lowly labor worker
Mamaneto kardam I've fucked your mom
Fuzul Nosy
Madar jendeh Your mom is a whore
Zahre mar Fuck off (lit. Snake's venom)
Kiram tu dahanet Suck my dick
Bichare Pathetic, without luck
Madar sag Your mom is a dog
Pedar Sag Your father is a dog
Martiikeh Insignificant little man
zaniikeh Insignificant little woman
Pedar suchte Your father burned in hell
Madar suchte Your mother burned in hell
Guuz Fart
Avaazi An idiot (lit. mixed up)
Biishaaraf Without pride, unethical
Khaar koss deh Your sister dishes pussy
Nane jende Your mama is a slut
Kiram tu koset My dick in your pussy
Kiram tu kose nanat My dick in your mom's pussy
Ashghal Garbage
Kos Pussy
Jende Prostitute
Madar jende Your mom's a whore
Jakesh Pimp
Koskesh Pimp
Kun Ass
Kuni Fag (lit. one who takes it up the ass)
Khareto gayidam I fucked your sister
Kirinam rut I'll shit on you
Boro Gomsho Kooni Get lost faggot
Madareto kardam I fucked your mum
Kos nane Your mom's pussy
Kiram to koonet My dick up your asshole
Kiram to koone nanat My dick up your mother's asshole
Bemiri eenshalah Hope you die soon
Kospedar Lord of all pussies
Nane sag Your mom's a dog
Sag Dog
Khar kuss Jack ass
Jende Prostitute, whore
Khafe Sho Shut up
Dahaneto beband Shut your mouth
Dahane boogandooto beband Shut your stinky mouth
Gaav Cow, idiot
Koon nashhoor Unwashed ass
Kooneh sag Dog's ass
Jadetto gaeedam I fucked your ancestors
Choseh khar Donkey's fart
Choskhor Fart-eater (lit. cheap shit)
Khoon gohshad Lazy
Tookhmeh sag Seed of a dog
Tookhmeh khar Seed of a donkey
Oolagh Donkey (ass)
Nane khar Your mother is a donkey
Kuft May you die
Pustè khar Tough skin (skin of a donkey)
Geddah Beggar
Cholagh Cripple
Lanati Damned
Gusaleh Calf
Keerlees A penis-licker
Koslees A pussy-licker
Keeresag meechoosi Do you suck a dog's dick?
Aghabmunde Retard
Kos pareh khar Your sister's cunt is wrecked
Pedar koondeh Your father gets fucked up the ass
Koon kesh A pimp who specializes in gay prostitutes
Favareh pizi A gay man whose ass is full of cum
Nane kiri Your mother looks like a cock
Kiram too roohe aval va akharet Men fuck the soul of all your ancestors
Reedam be ghabre babat I shit on your father's grave
Kiram tu mazhabet Fuck your religion
Aval va akhareto gayeedam I fucked your entire family tree
Kosse nanat Your mother's cunt
Kosse kharet Your sister's cunt
Kiram tu toohe babat May your father's soul be fucked
Kira Resembling a cock
Jaghool Masturbator
Abji kosteh Someone whose sister is promiscuous
Nane kooni Someone whose mother likes anal sex
Mordeh shooret I hope you are ready to die and be buried
Khabare marget I hope to hear the news of your death
Goh khordi You are shit
Tokhmam kafe dastet My testicles on your palm
Choochoole nanat Your mother's clitoris
Goh Khordi Oh shit! (lit. You ate shit)
Koondeh bazari Cheep faggot
Koondeh Lashi Lazy dirty faggot
Kar Dumbass
Madar Gendu Mother fucker
Patiyareh Whore
Koss-Paareh Torn pussy
Kosoo Horny whore
Khar-Kos Big pussy
Kosseh Sher Bull shit
Jendeh Dagoori Cheap whore
Bacheh Mozalaf Faggot
Mee goozam rangesh kon Fuck off (lit. try to paint my fart)
Keeram tu lopet My dick on your cheeks
Keeram tu faket My dick in your jaws
Keeram tu koset My dick in your pussy
Koonde You get fucked up the ass
Gaeedamet Fuck you!
Kos gandide A stinky, unwashed pussy
Kiram to ghoshit My dick in your ear
Kiram to cheshat My cock in your eyes
Shashidam too Kosseh Nanat! I just pissed in your mamma's pussy
Kiram too koone ammat My dick in your aunt's ass
Kir-ghazal Bullshit
Eeshala tah akhareh ohmret geryeh bokoney I hope you cry for the rest of your life.
Tenji Pussy
In Farsi Don't Talk Shit!!
Bache poruu A child whose has a large ego, big head.
Bache nanee A mama's boy.
Bache cooney A kid faggot
Antar Shimpanse
Ravani Crazy
Kiram tu Kunet Take my dick up your ass
Khak bar Saret Damn You
Ab-Kir Sperm (Penis Water)
Khuk Pig
Goh Bokhor Eat Shit
Chos Quiet stinky fart
Chosi Stinker
Suck bezan Suck me
Tupam My balls
Be Tokhmam Damn it!
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Lesson Six--Some Useful Words [20 Jun 2004|09:52pm]

PronouncedSounds like english Mom, with "man" added, "man" sounds like gun, or how Jamaicans say man, they say "Mon"

PronouncedSounds like the "Bu" in "Bubble". Just say it twice

PronouncedAubb sounds like "Bob"

PronouncedOk, one pice at a time, "Too" sounds like "Kung (Fu)", "Vau" sounds like Vault, "Let" sounds like its spelled.

PronouncedThe "oo" sound ryhmes with "Pooch"

Pronounced"Sou" sounds like "Ohh", "boo" sounds like its spelled, "neh" sounds like "Ned"

Pronounced"Nau" sounds like "naw", "haur" sounds like "haul", but, the "r" is rolled.

PronouncedShoum sounds like "gone"

PronouncedThe "oo" sound slike "pooch"

PronouncedSounds like "Al" and "Laugh"
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[13 Jun 2004|03:44am]

In line with dvion's Persian lessons, here is a bit of info you can use to show off to older Iranian folks at mehmoonis. Zakariya Razi was highlighted in a feature article on Wikipedia's front page yesterday.
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Lesson 5- days of the week [10 Jun 2004|12:31pm]

pronounced--Dou sounds like "dough"
Shan sounds like "ham"
Beh sounds like "bet"

pronounced--Se sounds like "Settle"
Shan sounds like "ham"
Beh sounds like "bet"

pronounced--Cha sounds like "Char"
Har sounds like "car"
Shan sounds like "ham"
Beh sounds like "bet"

pronounced--Panj sounds like "pan" with "j" at the end
Shan sounds like "ham"
Beh sounds like "bet"

pronounced--Jo sounds like "joe", just shorter, the accent is on the "j", not the "o"
Meh sounds like "mend"

pronounced--Shan sounds like "ham"
Beh sounds like "bet"

pronounced--Yeck sounds like "Neck"
Shan sounds like "ham"
Beh sounds like "bet"
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alooooo? [09 Jun 2004|10:11pm]

[ mood | disappointed ]

i was soo excited when i saw this community..but its dead.
mordeen hamatoon??

and tahakhan, u of all people...not even contributing a post.

chegad khengeeeeen shomahaaaaaaa~

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[08 Jun 2004|03:13pm]

I miss the daily language updates.
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